But I've been told to do it.

It's also kinda geeky.

Wow, this is shaping up a lot like my last journal.

And I'm so self-depricating.
Fuck.
Why do you people stick around?

Anyway.

Nats told me to do this.
Like the bitchin' chick that she is.

Choose one of your own characters (OC)
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own

1) What gender are you?
Eric: I’m a man.
Alice: I know.
Checkers: Mmm, let’s not go there.
Jack: I’m a man too.
Checkers: Well, we all kind of assumed. What with the epic beard.

2) What is your age?
Eric: I’m 17
Alice: I’m 17
Checkers: I’m 17
Jack: I’m 17
Alice: Wow, that was dull.

3) Do you want a hug?
Alice: Yes. Hug me. Kiss me. Oh baby. Oh baby. Never let me go.
Checkers: Nice sarcasm.
Eric: *stops hugging and kissing Alice* What? She was being sarcastic.
Jack: Dude.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Alice: Promiscuous forms of clothing
Eric: Excessive amounts of drinking
Jack: Consistent level of sexing people up
Checkers: Do habits that other people think are bad even count?

5) What is your favourite food?
Checkers: Strawberry lollipops. It’s like an orgasm in my mouth.
Eric: Alice, people have had orgasms in your mouth before. Does it taste like strawberry lollipops?
Alice: No. It tastes like you.
Jack: Yeah, well that’s because he’s one of them.
Checkers: I’m never going to be able to eat one again without think of Eric.
Jack: Which part of him?
Alice: I could go a Chupa-Chup round about now.

6) What is your favourite ice-cream flavour?
Alice: Rainbow!! Tastes shit. Looks pretty though.
Jack: Honeycomb.
Eric: You know there’s no honey in honeycombs?
Jack: Don’t spoil the dream.
Checkers: I’m afraid to answer this question in case it turns out like the last one.
Alice: Oh, come on. Don’t be a coward.
Checkers: FINE, cookies and cream.
Eric: SPEAKING of cream.
Checkers: Oh please don’t.

7) Are you a virgin?
All: Fuck no.

8) Have you killed anyone?
*Alice pretends to cry*
Eric: No one here believes you, sweetie.

9) Do you hate anyone?
All: Fuck yes.

10) Do you have any secrets?
Alice: I’m the Virgin Mary.
Eric: Please don’t tell me you’re pregnant.
Checkers: That could be disastrous.
Jack: Damn.
Alice: Pregnant? They asked if we had SECRETS, not DISEASES.

11) What is your favourite season?
Jack: Summer.
Eric: Autumn.
Checkers: Winter.
Alice: Spring.
Jack: Cool.

12) Who is your best friend?
Alice: Alcohol is my best friend.
Jack: Eric WOULD be mine if he wasn’t always so busy riding Miss Little.
Checkers: Doesn’t that bother you?
Alice: Nah, he’s right.

13) What are your hobbies?
Eric: Riding Miss Little
Alice: Oh please, Miss Little rides you
Checkers: So, could we not talk about this?
Jack: I like doing stuff.
Checkers: That’s awesome Jack. For reals.

14) What is your favourite drink?
Checkers: Vodka
Eric: Whiskey
Jack: Beer
Alice: Pink Champagne
Eric: You’re weird.

15) When is your birthday?
Alice: I was never born.
Eric: What a world that would be to live in.
Checkers: We’re not going to answer this question, are we?

16) What age did you die?
Checkers: We’re not answering this one either, are we?

17) Are you nice or mean?
Alice: I am the Queen Bitch
Eric: I am Queen Elizabeth
Alice: Yeah, I’M weird.
Checkers: I’m nice.
Eric: You’re evil.
Jack: I want beer.

18) Are you social or shy?
Alice: I’m a Meer Cat.
Checkers: What?
Alice: Like Timone. You can be Pumba.
Jack: I’m Timone. Well, Timothy.
Eric: Silence, you’re Jack. You don’t even know your own name.

19) What do you think of your parents?
Jack: My dad is my best mate
Eric: Because I’m riding Miss Little?
Jack: No, it’s because he’s much, much cooler than you.
Checkers: He’s right. Davo is insurmountably cooler than you.
Alice: That was a big word. True though.

20) What's your weakness?
Alice: Humanity.
Eric: That’s a telling statement.
Alice: Don’t psychoanalyse me. Not in front of the friends.
Checkers: Friends? I don’t think you’ve ever called us your friends before.
Alice: Stop it, stop it now!

21) How long can you stay under water?
Alice: I’m underwater now.

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Jack: Shit all.
Eric: Absolutely shit all.

23) Do you love someone?
Alice: I hate everybody.
Eric: Don’t you love me?
Alice: No one loves you, Eric.
Checkers: I know I don’t.
Jack: Me either.

24) When was the last time you wet yourself?
Checkers: Alice......
Alice: What? I didn’t! Just because I’m an alcoholic doesn’t mean I constantly piss myself.
Jack: Well the first step is admitting.
Alice: Wait. No. I’m NOT an alcoholic.
Eric: Back to step one.

25) What's your favorite band?
Checkers: Nirvana!!
Jack: Groupie.
Eric: Respect the groupies.
Alice: Look at me, my name’s Eric, I was conceived after a rock concert.
Eric: Your name isn’t Eric.

26) Ever worn a dress?
Alice: Always.
Checkers: Sometimes.
Eric: A couple of times.
Jack: Never.

27) Willingly?
Alice: I do everything willingly.
Checkers: What does that even mean?

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Jack: Sitting at the back of the oval.
Checkers: You consider school time fun?
Jack: It’s lunch. Lunch isn’t school.
Alice: It is a little.
Eric: You’re little.
Alice: That my name baby, don’t wear it out.

29) At night?
Alice: Drinking, dancing, partying and sex. Love the sex.
Eric: You do all those things with me!
Alice: Yeah. Except the last one. Well, not all the time.
Jack: I also enjoy those things.
Checkers: With Eric?
Jack: Except the last one.
Alice: Well, not all the time.
Jack: Never.

30) Ever kissed anyone?
*Alice starts kissing Eric*
Jack: Can you guys stop?
Checkers: Like, now?
*They continue kissing*

31) ...Of the same gender?
Alice: I kissed a girl. I didn’t like it though.
Checkers: Hey!
Alice: No offence, Checkers.
Jack: Yes.
Checkers: REALLY?
Eric: Mmm hmm. We don’t like to talk about it.

32) It's clear you're gay.
Checkers: YOU’RE GAY. Shut up. I will break you into little pieces.
Jack: Defensive...
Alice: I SAID I didn’t like it.
Eric: You’re pretty defensive too.
Jack: That’s suspicious.
Eric: I suspect a conspiracy.

33) What’s you're favourite thing to touch?
Alice: Skin
Eric: Alice
Checkers: Carpet
Jack: Mmm, sexual meaning.

34) Do you know of anyone whom loves you?
Eric: ...did you say whom?
Alice: What a wanker.
Jack: Wanker.
Checkers: Total wanker.

35) What’s your favourite colour?
Alice: Eric likes purple.
Eric: Speak for yourself, bitch.
Jack: Purple is a gay colour.
Checkers: Shut up, Jack. Go kiss Eric. Again.
Alice: Good call.

36) When was the last time you cried?
Jack: I don’t cry. I’m a man.
Eric: Men don’t have feelings, unlike women.
Alice: I don’t have feelings.
Eric: You’re a cold heartless bitch.
Checkers: Wanker.

37) Do you have a pet?
Eric: I have Alice. She’s a good one.
Alice: Don’t touch me.
Checkers: Wanker.
Jack: Stop saying that.

38) What did you name your pet?
Checkers: I’ve always wanted to buy a Chihuahua and name it Charlie Sheen.
Alice: Apt. I like it.

39) Are you crazy?
Alice: Crazy like Michael Jackson
Checkers: Did you know he’s dead?
Jack: Seriously, when?
Eric: Today man. Of a heart attack. I blame it on the boogie.

40) What are you?
Checkers: I am the walrus. Coo coo cahoo.
Eric: I get by with a little help from my friends.
Alice: I’m John Lennon’s ghost.
Jack: Alice, lay off the dead people.

41) What´s your nickname?
Checkers: Checkers
Jack: Jack
Eric: I use my real name.
Alice: We’re normal people.

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Alice: I’m complex.
Eric: Fuck off.
Alice: You fuck off.
Checkers: Why don’t you all fuck off?
Eric: Fuck off, Checkers.
Checkers: What does that even mean?

43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Eric: I’m the X-Men. All of them.
Jack: I’m fucking batman
Alice: Really? What’s he like?

44) Favourite movie?
Eric: Fight Club. Like Jacks
Jack: Me? What?
Alice: Oh......Brad Pitt.

45) What is your current occupation?
Eric: I’m a waiter. Illegal baby.
Checkers: What do you serve people, guns?
Jack: Drugs?
Alice: Other people?
Eric: Waiter. Not pimp.

46) If you can choose what would you choose: trusting a close friend or trusting someone that you know but never seen him?
Jack: That question is retarded.

47) There is a new song in the radio and you listen to it what will you do?
Alice: I will listen to it.
Jack: This question is also retarded.

48) If you use a weapon what is it?
Alice: My flirtatious good looks.
Eric: Oh baby.

49) Water, Fire, Wind, Earth. Which one you like?
Alice: Water
Eric: Fire
Jack: Earth
Checkers: Wind
Jack: That’s twice.

50) If you have a wish what will it be?
Alice: To live forever and ever and ever
Checkers: To be part of the Addams Family
Jack: Martin Luther King never get assassinated
Alice: And ever and ever and ever and ever
Eric: For y’all to eat shit ‘n’ die.

51) Where do you live?
Alice: I live everywhere.
Eric: That’s just weird.
Checkers: You’re weird.
Jack: I live in a house.
Alice: Lucky bastard.
Checkers: Wanker.


Fuck. What a waste of time.

Oh yeah, and for those still here. I'm not going to start looking at deviations until next months. Internet's gone slow and I'm waiting for my downloads to return.

And I'll probably post another journal. Soon. To get this one off.

Alice: Does this journal get you off?

What a blatant whore.